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@so_many_pockets

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college, but yeah.

it really wasn't THAT interesting. it was
well just think of the 80's, only worse
much, much worse

[so_many_pockets]

The more you tell me about this the more I absolutely need to see it

@so_many_pockets

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well... i did it last week. but generally, no.

and it should be. the world would be a lot better place if we could just toss out whoever we want whenever.

[so_many_pockets]

that might make moving a little more difficult

it should be. I would volunteer to perform evictions for people if it was done like that, throwing people out of windows is fun.
but not if it was the landlord exercising that method. they should not be allowed to utilize that.

@petitepistol

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somehow, i like that answer better.

i got fucking airsick on the way over. i'll clean it up after i stop feeling like shit, i swear.

[petitepistol]

oh no that's a yucky feeling. want me to bring you some ginger ale or something?

@givenhisdue

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why do you say that, matt?

and it can be nice, i guess. i just don't think i have anyone like when i feel like shit -- i mean, you come pretty damn close i'll admit that, but still.

Thanks for moving. <3

[givenhisdue]

I’ve witnessed you showing multiple talents.

We’re never going to have someone there for us all the time, unfortunately. All anyone can do is be there for those they care about as much as possible.

@so_many_pockets

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surprisingly so.
too bad i'm not that graceful.
you might be, though.

[so_many_pockets]

I'm sure you could manage to be that graceful
want me to get you a set of fake horns and you can practice?

@hybrid_prince

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and would you call him a friend? or still a nutcase?

i figured he'd be fine. haven't heard anything bad about from kate when she calls me at all hours of the night.

[hybrid_prince]

I mean, both is always an option.

Kate calls you at all hours? WOw.

@agiantbird

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yeeeaaah. never. fucking. again. you know that fuckhole threw me in a jail cell afterwards too? huh? you did? what the fuck did he do anyway?

...ew. EW. no, fuck no. i'd seriously rather kill myself than fuck someone like that.

[agiantbird]

Jesus, what a dickhole. Nice abuse of power there, pal. That's the kind of shitbag you want to string up by their ankles and smack around like a goddamn piñata.

Ugh. I thought things were gonna get serious between us and then he told me I was his rock bottom. Humilated the shit out of me. So I humiliated him back. Eye for an eye, baby!

I do regret it. In hindsight, he was gross, inside and out.

@strongestcoward

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[ It's definitely possible to make her worse. She's in one of her moods that he apparently likes so much. ]

oh. OH.

now that just calls for someone to be punched in the fucking face. really fucking hard.

they couldn't think of a better less annoying as shit song?

bad influence or encouraging her to follow her dreams? YOU DECIDE

[strongestcoward]

I’ve looked at their souls, and no, no they couldn't. They're wired that way.

I think between us we can rewire them.

@so_many_pockets

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yeah but he usually takes it away from us really fucking quickly like the asshole that he is.

if he had any compassion, and i mean actual compassion, then he'd give us a lifetime supply.

@cheeseandcrackers

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do you REALLY want to give him access to the sims, though?

i have that game, pats. i don't need him fucking that up either.

[ Don't ask why she owns that game. ]

[cheeseandcrackers]

No, you're right. Sims 4 has been going well, and it's probably something he shouldn't mess up.

[Though now she's put THAT idea out in the world...]

My mom had plans to license the old Patsy & Friends comics out to them for a Centerville expansion pack. Complete with officially licensed Sims of me and my high school friends. Kinda glad she died before that could have come to pass.

@so_many_pockets

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it damn well better have.
or else i'm going back over there and breaking his stupid cellphone in half.

[so_many_pockets]

You didn't already react like that?

@badtotheclone

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i think... now?
now you're making me feel bad.

Re: @badtotheclone

[badtotheclone]

Doesn’t mean he’s not still a dick

@so_many_pockets

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all i can say is there's more than two. it's just they're all on the west side and not the east side. way across the country.

[so_many_pockets]

so it would be best to knock them all out one after the other, on a trip?
I can't picture you on the west coast, to be honest.

@hybrid_prince

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yeah. aaaand dani's not going to be too happy when i have to tell her.

[hybrid_prince]

That sounds pretty accurate I guess.

@hybrid_prince

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true. but now i just feel like an old grump and i'm not even that old to begin with.

[hybrid_prince]

Sometimes the things we live through age us.

@doubled_speed

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that makes sense considering your power. i, on the other hand, wouldn't be able to handle it.

[doubled_speed]

You can handle more than you think if you do your best.

@petitepistol

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well i think you should tell me.
but tell me about the other people first so i can retain at least some dignity?

[petitepistol]

sure!
fully feral, half naked sumo wrestling on the table, makeshift thongs and all

@strongestcoward

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pat on the fucking head? oh come one, asura. i'm not a poodle.

just the same old, same old. asshole being an asshole, almost running me over.
and i might have had a drink or two.

[ Or more... ]

[strongestcoward]

Are you saying if I went over there and kissed you and ran my fingers through your hair and said you were cute you'd reject me? Even

[ And don't lie! He'll know! ]

He deserved it.

@so_many_pockets

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yeaaaah. i can only imagine i was getting into a whole bunch of crazy crap... well, more crazy than my usual daily craziness.

probably. i wouldn't doubt it. places like that usually do -- bad area and everything.
guess i should face the music and ask them about it.

[so_many_pockets]

at some point I think the usual daily craziness cannot really be called craziness anymore.

or we could just steal the footage.

@petitepistol

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damn it.
you'd think he be used to it by now...

[petitepistol]

well..........hes a guy so