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Open post for memes, randomness, tfln overflows and what have you.

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would that really work? i swear to god the last time i yelled at a dog it just stared at me for all eternity.

...or maybe that was a cat.

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it's honestly like...idk a 50/50 chance

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yeah. yeah, 50/50.

or a catdog? those things exist, right? RIGHT?

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they--
OH i know of one yes

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wait, really???

[petitepistol]

i feel like hes more a lion tbh

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oh.

did it talk?

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he. i mean did he talk?

[petitepistol]

he sure does
he's a nice guy...wise beyond his years

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sounds like someone i know.
except for the talking animal part.

[petitepistol]

as far as you know
and *yet

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don't destroy my mind, elena.
i don't need to think about about captain america turning into a giant talking frog like kermit.

[petitepistol]

i wonder if he'd be hideous or still cute

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both of them are kinda cute, so that? ...maybe?
unless they cancel each other out or something?

[petitepistol]

they could, like if the voice is stupid.

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that depends on how stupid we're talking.
three stooges stupid? or elmer fudd stupid?

[petitepistol]

uhhh
oof
elmer fudd i'd think

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that, combined with the whole fucking mental image we put together, somehow ends up being more traumatizing for me.

[petitepistol]

i have to agree...reminds me of this scientist that works for the company. not the likeness, but the experiments...

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oh.
what experiments?

[petitepistol]

the science kind

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well i kinda figured that.
but i'm guessing we're talking about frankenstein-type of experiments and fucking bill nye the science guy-types? maybe?

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oh absolutely frankenstein

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that's really fucked up, elena.
Those kinds of people should really be launched to the moon or mars or something. i mean, fucking seriously.

[petitepistol]

you're right! that's what our space program should work on, if it were going.

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obviously. it'll be a lot better use of our tax dollars than paying some random astronaut asshole to play miniature golf on the moon.