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[f_bomb]

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[f_bomb]

good. good.
only friends murder other friends to retain their decency.

and i mean that.

[petitepistol]

you know what youre right. you'd make a good turk

[f_bomb]

okay it has now just occurred to me that i'm still trying to figure out what a turk is. they're supposed to be some kinda hit-people, aren't they?

[petitepistol]

yeah but we work for a company...so you'd hate it i think

[f_bomb]

because i don't like being told what to do?
yeaaah. that might be a problem.

[petitepistol]

i'm pretty sure you'd give the company president a swirlie

[f_bomb]

is he -- or she -- that much of a dork?

[petitepistol]

well......dork is too nice a word

[f_bomb]

...loser, then?

[petitepistol]

uhhh we'll go with that. basically, i dont think you'd work out

[f_bomb]

probably not.
the whole 'me not getting along with a lot of people' thing is kinda an exaggeration, but also not really wrong.

[petitepistol]

hey, i dont blame you. you have to be true to yourself.

[f_bomb]

true to yourself...
yeah. that's me down to a tee.

[petitepistol]

IT IS!! and i admire that. it's a GOOD thing

[f_bomb]

oh, okay. uh. thanks?

but you're saying that like you're not like that too. which you are.

[petitepistol]

you're very welcome!

well, y'know, i try. some things can make it hard...

[f_bomb]

somethings like what?

[petitepistol]

misogyny

[f_bomb]

elena... is this something i need to kick someone's ass over?

[petitepistol]

nooo no no i can kick my own ass, dont worry!

[f_bomb]

okay, okay. i bet you can.

actually... i kinda want to see that.

[petitepistol]

my own ass or just ass?

[f_bomb]

i mean i want to see you kicking someone else's ass and putting them flat on their face.

[petitepistol]

yeah!!! havent you seen that though?

[f_bomb]

i think so? maybe?
it's funny each time, though.