My god. Wow. Yes. Seriously, who gives a shit. Sounds like the car door was a nice little warning. If little buddy tries any more bullshit in the future, that's when you go for the balls.
You're smart. I keep dating, and I keep getting my hopes up for people who end up being pieces of shit. I think I'm gonna have to cut myself off. No more gross dudes for Deandra.
...I am ashamed to admit that furries have happened. I set fire to the dude's fursuit and dumped him as soon as I found out.
go for the fucking balls harder you, you mean. i may or may not already have kick him there fucking hard. [ Hint: she did. ] one of his testes disappeared after they swelled up.
good luck with that. most guys are pieces of shit. it'll be easier to find a fucking leprechaun in nyc than that.
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You're smart. I keep dating, and I keep getting my hopes up for people who end up being pieces of shit. I think I'm gonna have to cut myself off. No more gross dudes for Deandra.
...I am ashamed to admit that furries have happened. I set fire to the dude's fursuit and dumped him as soon as I found out.
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she did. ] one of his testes disappeared after they swelled up.
good luck with that. most guys are pieces of shit. it'll be easier to find a fucking leprechaun in nyc than that.
let me guess? he was from new jersey, wasn't he?