wait are you really aiming to get banned from all of them on purpose? i did it by accident. and i can't either. i can't even picture myself leaving new york.
that sounds exactly like you. a fight broke out and i may or may not have thrown a cart at a bunch of damn ostriches trying to hit someone else. then something exploded.
and i know what you're going to say. I DIDN'T start the fight.
is there going to be video of this somewhere? I want to see this did the ostriches start the fight? did you punch any of the ostriches? I want a poster of that, if you did
that happens way more than i'd like to admit. it's actually kind of sad.
well, damn.
yeah, they didn't. but i still wouldn't be surprised if they escape and break into my apartment to peck my fucking face off in my sleep. which one? i have like 5 lists, yelena.
well yes. it would make me feel better if you punch him
I watched that one nature show that revealed how evil dolphins were, I do not need to go back and watch more I am going to laugh my ass off when it gets a second page
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I can't picture you on the west coast, to be honest.
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and i can't either. i can't even picture myself leaving new york.
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how did you get banned by accident?
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a fight broke out and i may or may not have thrown a cart at a bunch of damn ostriches trying to hit someone else. then something exploded.
and i know what you're going to say. I DIDN'T start the fight.
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did the ostriches start the fight?
did you punch any of the ostriches? I want a poster of that, if you did
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they started it too. if anyone ever tells you they're nice animals then they're wrong. they're a bunch of feathery bastards.
[ No wonder why she doesn't go to zoos a lot... ]
and god i hope there's not a video fucking somewhere. but knowing people today with their cellphones? maybe?
don't look it up, yelena.
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most birds are feathery bastards. some are just too small to really act on it. except chickens. chickens manage it anyways.
oh, come on, I want to see it
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wait, they do? so were you attacked by a chicken once or something?
i think you just want to see me falling flat on my face.
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that's irrelevant
well... I also want to see what the ostriches do.
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i'll take that as a yes unless otherwise proven.
it was a giant fucking pecking fest. like, seriously, i swear to god they tried to peck my face off. i can now add them to the LIST.
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oh, there is certainly no proof.
at least they didn't succeed? i assume your face is still attached, anyways
how long is the LIST now?
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well, damn.
yeah, they didn't. but i still wouldn't be surprised if they escape and break into my apartment to peck my fucking face off in my sleep.
which one? i have like 5 lists, yelena.
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and if alexei says there is proof, he is a liar
how would they know where your apartment is?
which list were you talking about?
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huh uh. well now i know who i'm asking first.
...instinct? i dunno. they'll find a way.
the animal list?
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enjoy the torture that is talking to him
why would they have an instinct about where you live? do birds even hunt at all?
then of course that is the one i'm asking about
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genuine question.
i mean... some do? you should watch more nature shows, yelena.
then it's long now. almost a full page.
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yes. it would make me feel better if you punch him
I watched that one nature show that revealed how evil dolphins were, I do not need to go back and watch more
I am going to laugh my ass off when it gets a second page