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college, but yeah.

it really wasn't THAT interesting. it was
well just think of the 80's, only worse
much, much worse

The more you tell me about this the more I absolutely need to see it

i'd try to stop you, but i know i can't
besides, the worst part of the attire was my hair at time the time
it was ugly like you wouldn't believe

I won't actually break in to see it
But I will keep bothering you about it until you show me

What did your hair look like?

ugh. fine. but i am NOT putting it on. i refuse to.

purple it looked purple.
i dyed my stupid fucking hair, if you can believe it, and slapped on some dumb as shit earrings.
it was like i was trying to channel my fucking inner cyndi lauper or something.

You were also refusing to show me at all, just a few moments ago.

That's fantastic, and I would like to offer my sincerest appreciation to your younger self for the mental image

that was different, though.

uhhh. you're welcome? ...i think.
there's a reason i don't do the costume shit anymore.

How?

Beyond the fact that you think the costume looks ridiculous now?
Does wearing tactical gear count as "doing the costume shit?"

i didn't have to put it on for anyone before that.

well NOT just for that reason. there's also the tabloids that i hate and the fact that... well, i'm just not very good at it. i'll leave it at that.
mmmm nah. it'll only count if 95% of what you're wearing is spandex.

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that sounds like you agree you will eventually end up putting it on

seems like it would be a very boring thing to be good at, honestly
that is a big relief, I'm well below that percentage spandex

when hell freezes over maybe.

a little. but it'll mostly be just one big giant ass headache. for me, anyway.
and don't worry, i'll let you know if you ever come close to that percent number. that's what friends do.

stranger things have happened

it wouldn't be a headache for other people, just you? why?
thank you, I deeply appreciate that

shush. don't jinx it.

honestly? i'm not built for it mentally. some people are... like cap.
and sure. you'd do the same for me sooo...

but it would be entertaining for me

I think I would rather be crazy in the way that we are than crazy in the way that they are
I would, I promise I will not let you reach that level of spandex again

well... i did it last week. but generally, no.

and it should be. the world would be a lot better place if we could just toss out whoever we want whenever.

that might make moving a little more difficult

it should be. I would volunteer to perform evictions for people if it was done like that, throwing people out of windows is fun.
but not if it was the landlord exercising that method. they should not be allowed to utilize that.

somehow, i like that answer better.

i got fucking airsick on the way over. i'll clean it up after i stop feeling like shit, i swear.

oh no that's a yucky feeling. want me to bring you some ginger ale or something?

maybe.
...ginger ale with an ice cream?

hell yeah!

and this is why you're my favorite. we're doing beer floats after this too, i've already decided on that. no ifs, ands, or buts.

that sounds delicious! i'm so excited

bring the outside? while i lay on the sidewalk to get my bearings again.

want me to bring a bucket too?

that would actually be great. i'm already getting dirty looks on the street from fucking randos passing by... from what i can see.

okay, i gotcha

and a dog.
there's a dog constantly sniffing me and it's really fucking annoying.

shoo it away before it pees on you

shoo it away by cursing at it? i'm too lazy to move my arms?

...this is why i'll never own a dog in my life.

shout at it and stuff?

smh

would that really work? i swear to god the last time i yelled at a dog it just stared at me for all eternity.

...or maybe that was a cat.

it's honestly like...idk a 50/50 chance

yeah. yeah, 50/50.

or a catdog? those things exist, right? RIGHT?

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they--
OH i know of one yes

wait, really???

i feel like hes more a lion tbh

oh.

did it talk?

[ ..... ]

he. i mean did he talk?

he sure does
he's a nice guy...wise beyond his years

sounds like someone i know.
except for the talking animal part.

as far as you know
and *yet

don't destroy my mind, elena.
i don't need to think about about captain america turning into a giant talking frog like kermit.

i wonder if he'd be hideous or still cute

both of them are kinda cute, so that? ...maybe?
unless they cancel each other out or something?

they could, like if the voice is stupid.

that depends on how stupid we're talking.
three stooges stupid? or elmer fudd stupid?

uhhh 
oof
elmer fudd i'd think

that, combined with the whole fucking mental image we put together, somehow ends up being more traumatizing for me.

i have to agree...reminds me of this scientist that works for the company. not the likeness, but the experiments...

oh.
what experiments?

the science kind

well i kinda figured that.
but i'm guessing we're talking about frankenstein-type of experiments and fucking bill nye the science guy-types? maybe?

oh absolutely frankenstein

that's really fucked up, elena.
Those kinds of people should really be launched to the moon or mars or something. i mean, fucking seriously.

you're right! that's what our space program should work on, if it were going.

obviously. it'll be a lot better use of our tax dollars than paying some random astronaut asshole to play miniature golf on the moon.

i feel like our company would do both =_=

at the same time?
they might as well get it over with and build an amusement park too.

................they did

.........

wait. really?
you're not just fucking with me when you say that?

i'm really not. i wish i was

and now i just lost all faith in humanity
i mean, i did that a long time ago but still
i'm losing that damn faith all over again

it comes and goes like waves, doesn't it

why do you say that, matt?

and it can be nice, i guess. i just don't think i have anyone like when i feel like shit -- i mean, you come pretty damn close i'll admit that, but still.

I’ve witnessed you showing multiple talents.

We’re never going to have someone there for us all the time, unfortunately. All anyone can do is be there for those they care about as much as possible.

[ Jessica almost makes a comment about drinking not being a talent, but she holds back this time. ]

you mean because i can punch a hole through a wall and wreck up the sidewalk? not sure those really count as talents to begin with.

yeah, sure. sure. that's very optimistic of you, mr. murdock. what're you doing right now?

surprisingly so.
too bad i'm not that graceful.
you might be, though.

I'm sure you could manage to be that graceful
want me to get you a set of fake horns and you can practice?

maybe graceful in the things that aren't supposed to be graceful. like eating soup.
...deer horns or moose horns?

eating soup?
which ones would you want?

it's possible, right?
um. the deer ones, definitely those. they're more pointy.

sure, I've just never thought about graceful in eating soup before
Good choice. Better for stabbing

you can be graceful in eating or drinking anything. or watching tv, which i'm apparently graceful at too.
the big horns looks pretty cool, though.

what about bananas?
I feel like it would take much longer to learn to balance and use those effectively

uh. maybe? sort of? yeah.
might be easier with my strength, though. i could destroy a fucking wall with 'em.

that sounds strange, I don't know
that's true. it would probably be easier for you. that would be a fun way to complete some demolition.

yeah. wouldn't mind demolitioning the building next to my apartment. that place is seriously fucked up.
i swear i'm tempted to.

we could do that
sounds like fun, really
what's stopping you?

what's stopping me is the fact that something might go wrong. as is the case with most of my life.

that happens anyways
may as well destroy a building

true.
what's another lawsuit? might as well pile them on.

who else is suing you?
what do they think they're going to get?

more than half my building is? there was an explosion last week because of the fucking green goblin -- he threw a pumpkin bomb right through my fucking window.

so i guess they're trying to get money for the repairs?

that is so American
even if they must sue someone, it should be him
your neighbors are terrible

yeah. that's been established for a while.
most people rather go after someone easier than the homicidal maniac.
bunch of fuckers, right?

and would you call him a friend? or still a nutcase?

i figured he'd be fine. haven't heard anything bad about from kate when she calls me at all hours of the night.

I mean, both is always an option.

Kate calls you at all hours? WOw.

and for him, i bet it's 100% true.

i mean.
she calls me a lot? usually when i'm on a case.

Is that because she's looking for help, or something else?

she likes to talk, teddy, and catch me up on what's been happening.
she does the same to you too, doesn't she?

Most of her talk with us is a different sort of gossip, and then talking about people she's clearly attracted to.

ha. oh thank god i don't have to hear about that.
i get that enough from carol.

See, now that is gossip I would LOVE to hear about. Carol's always the talk of court and I'm sure her sister would love the details second hand.

so you're telling me you want to hear about all her awkward date nights ending in disaster? that's all they were, you know. no lie.

Tidbits that could get Lauri-Ell texting her and giving Billy and I some time alone are valuable.

is she really bugging you that much?
still. i'm not sure. you know me, gossip talk isn't really my kind of talk.

It's more that she takes her duties very seriously.

oh. she must get that from her sister.

From the research I've been doing it seems like they both get it from their mother, even more so than Lauri-Ell gets from her father.

But it can be annoying. Billy's not a shapeshifter so he can't hide lack of patience with court time nearly as well as I can.

i'll take your word for it. must be all that kree blood floating around, 'cause i definitely have none of that.

are you guys able to call in a sick day? or is that not possible?

I imagine so. My Kree blood is supposed to be special too.

I'm emperor. I can do what I want.

i can buy it. special how?

a lot of responsibility, though, huh?

Skrull aren't all that physically strong, so that's something that is special, especially since I'm strong for a Kree.

So much. And so many meetings. And so many lessons.

yeeeaaah. never. fucking. again. you know that fuckhole threw me in a jail cell afterwards too? huh? you did? what the fuck did he do anyway?

...ew. EW. no, fuck no. i'd seriously rather kill myself than fuck someone like that.

Jesus, what a dickhole. Nice abuse of power there, pal. That's the kind of shitbag you want to string up by their ankles and smack around like a goddamn piñata.

Ugh. I thought things were gonna get serious between us and then he told me I was his rock bottom. Humilated the shit out of me. So I humiliated him back. Eye for an eye, baby!

I do regret it. In hindsight, he was gross, inside and out.

yeah. i mean, i didn't do that but i kinda sorta told him i'd rip his balls off and then proceeded to rip off his car door... which might actually be a federal offense or something, but who cares by this point?

see this is exactly why i don't fucking date. you meet someone and then they make you feel like shit over the stupidest fucking shit.

be lucky he wasn't creepy furry in a furry cult. those are the fuckers you really gotta watch out for.

My god. Wow. Yes. Seriously, who gives a shit. Sounds like the car door was a nice little warning. If little buddy tries any more bullshit in the future, that's when you go for the balls.

You're smart. I keep dating, and I keep getting my hopes up for people who end up being pieces of shit. I think I'm gonna have to cut myself off. No more gross dudes for Deandra.

...I am ashamed to admit that furries have happened. I set fire to the dude's fursuit and dumped him as soon as I found out.

go for the fucking balls harder you, you mean. i may or may not already have kick him there fucking hard. [ Hint:
she did. ] one of his testes disappeared after they swelled up.

good luck with that. most guys are pieces of shit. it'll be easier to find a fucking leprechaun in nyc than that.

let me guess? he was from new jersey, wasn't he?

[ It's definitely possible to make her worse. She's in one of her moods that he apparently likes so much. ]

oh. OH.

now that just calls for someone to be punched in the fucking face. really fucking hard.

they couldn't think of a better less annoying as shit song?

I’ve looked at their souls, and no, no they couldn't. They're wired that way.

I think between us we can rewire them.

uh. are you suggesting brainwashing?
because that might go past my moral compass a bit too much.

[ For obvious reasons that Asura may or may not already be aware of. ]

NO! That is the antithesis of my own soul.

[ This is true! When Asura messes with people’s brains it's to set them free of brainwashing, except you know, he considers ‘having morals’ to be brainwashing. ]

I meant smashing up their stuff.

[ Oh thank fuck. He's not like him. ]

oh. OH.

yeah. yes okay, fine. let's smash their shit up still. give them a reminder that they can't play any instrument worth a damn.

It's a date.

You want me to pick you up?

[ He's been dying to show Jess his funky demon car. ]

...maybe.

because i ain't flying. how fast can you get over here?

Quick as as a thought.

...hey, stick your thumb out.

[ He's doing a bit. It'll be cute, promise. His idea of cute though. ]

what?

[He's weird. ]

why???

[ She does it anyway. ]

[ Within seconds of her indulging him, Asura appears! His car looks remarkably like a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air, in his signature red with the white highlights reworked into eyes. The top is down as he comes blasting down the road with his scarves whipping behind and pulls off a dramatic U-turn to end up right next to Jessica.

He pulls down the red tea shades he's wearing just a little and gives her a look up and down. Like it's their first meeting. ]

Hello, gorgeous. I'd ask if you're going my way, but wherever you're going is where I want to be.

[ See, cute right? And not totally a veiled reference to how he's taking her to the depths of inner darkness and will be with her the whole way. ]

[ Okay... fine. That was pretty darn cute (not that she'd admit that out loud, but still) and his old-timey is a pretty sweet ride. A sweet ride that she has no problem pointing out.

She snorts a little and rolls her eyes in the most amused way possible, tapping on the hood of his car when he comes to a full stop and pulls down those red shades of his. ]

Look at you... being a charmer for once in your life. Stop the presses. [ Her words are dripping in sarcasm as she hops in regardless, putting on her own pair of sunglasses and shoving a cigarette in her mouth. ] Nice car, by the way.

[ She might not say it aloud, but Asura can read her better than most. So he feels quite pleased with himself based on that reaction.

The car revs with each of her taps- he didn't seem to do anything to cause it though. ]

Thanks. I built her myself. [ A small black flame flares into life on Asura’s fingertip, and a quick tap to the tip lights her cigarette. ] You're going to want to hold onto that tightly.

[ Why is shown very quickly. Asura barely seems to do anything and the car rockets forward. Ghost Rider? Bah. ]

Have fun at anger management?

[ Yeah but the spiffy vehicle is cooler than the Ghost Rider motorcycle, because then she can ride in it with no problem; all it needs is to be encased in burning flames 24/7. She holds onto the side of the car as it drives off at a fast speed, letting go once she gains her balance and leans back in the seat, snorting a little. ]

You know damn well that I didn't. First they tried to tell me that they had a "no yelling" policy, then they proceeded to tell me to keep all my fucking anger bottled up. Fuckers.

[ Okay, the last part isn't necessarily true, but it still pisses her off nonetheless. Jess takes a puff from her cigarette once Asura lights it up with his fingertips and sighs to herself, attempting to calm down even the slightest. ]

I can't believe the judge is making me take this stupid program in the first place. Like I really have a problem.

[ Lol. Good one Jess. ]

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[ Asura doesn't want her to calm down. He wants her worked up so that the catharsis of taking it out on some poor musicians is as satisfying as possible. That said, his words are true representations of his philosophy. ]

I despise those tyrants that try to eliminate the feelings society considers inconvenient.

[ Such as fear, but anger too. Lots of her emotions, the ones everyone else tells her to let go or whatever. He thinks she's at her best when they come out. ]

Besides, that guy is not going to make you mad again, so really, it worked itself out before the so-called authorities got involved.

[ Asura only seems to have to make the slightest touch to the wheels and gearstick for the car to respond, like it knows what he wants and wants to give it to him. It's the sort of relationship he wants with her, really- not subservient but intuitively reciprocal. ]

That said... Do you want a mask?

[ For the crime they're going to do. ]

[ She knows it's a bad idea to let him enable and influence her in such a way like this, but really, Jess doesn't have much to cling onto anymore ever since her brief superhero stunt and the aftermath of her hitting rock bottom -- spiraling into a rut of addition and shitty thoughts. She's kinda holding on to what she can now and that happens to be an unhinged demon God. Lucky her. ]

Still. Feels like I should feel kinda bad about it. I should feel bad about it, right? [ A pause. ] Even if he was being the biggest fucking idiotic dickhead around and probably deserved it. He definitely deserved it. Bah, fuck society and fuck authority.

[ Jessica tilts her head at Asura at his last question. ]

...You mean like a ski mask?

[ It's not a healthy relationship, that much is obvious. But Asura just doesn't think like humans. She’ll be so much happier when she makes those worst moments her norm, finds the way to be herself for real.

Behind his shades, his eyes lid but sparkle with delight as Jess reiterates some of his philosophy. He really wants to kiss her- he's eaten her out, bitten her, tasted her sweat but they've never kissed. Maybe that would be too much like admitting she likes him.

He splits his gaze, third keeping an eye on the road so he can turn his head to look at her. ]

If you ever have to ask ‘Should I feel this way’ you shouldn't. They're feelings- they're you.

[ After a moment, his scarves wind into a mask as they sometimes do. Unlike the usual, they imitate a ski mask- the red shine of his shades and a mouth free. ]

Any kind you want.

[ They rearrange a few times. He can seemingly put them together in any number of ways, a cowl, a domino mask, a full face one. ]

yeah but he usually takes it away from us really fucking quickly like the asshole that he is.

if he had any compassion, and i mean actual compassion, then he'd give us a lifetime supply.

do you REALLY want to give him access to the sims, though?

i have that game, pats. i don't need him fucking that up either.

[ Don't ask why she owns that game. ]

No, you're right. Sims 4 has been going well, and it's probably something he shouldn't mess up.

[Though now she's put THAT idea out in the world...]

My mom had plans to license the old Patsy & Friends comics out to them for a Centerville expansion pack. Complete with officially licensed Sims of me and my high school friends. Kinda glad she died before that could have come to pass.

if we wants to ruin a game he can take asteroids with him. that one pissed me off.

[ Okay... Jess is kind of grateful that her own mom was only kind of an annoying pain in the ass now. ]

uhhh.

jesus. fucking...

yeah. don't take this the wrong way, patsy, but your mom sounded like she had something seriously wrong with her, like, something really wrong. like she was huge nutcase or a loon.

Never played it, but I've heard awful things about it. I was always more of a Mario Kart girl. Give me a reckless-driving princess with throwing shells any day of the week.

...yeah, Dorothy Walker wasn't the greatest. Very fraught, complicated relationsthip there. If she'd waited a decade, I'm sure instead of comics, we'd have been a reality series franchise. I couldn't been a Kardashian.

...hell literally sounds preferable to that.

it was the bane of my fucking childhood. never played mario kart, though. throwing shells around seems more like a peter parker thing to me.

ugh. patsy... NOBODY should ever be a kardashian. i can't believe they got a tv show in the first place. what the fuck is wrong with everyone?

it damn well better have.
or else i'm going back over there and breaking his stupid cellphone in half.

You didn't already react like that?

hey i have some morals.
i threw his beer on the floor first.

of course you do
rest in peace, that poor beer

frankly, it shouldn't have been wasted on that dude.
it was expensive and not that cheap ass shit.

oh
then well done saving it from having to be in his mouth

someone had to and i guess that someone ended up being me, as surprising as that sounds.
nobody else seemed to care.

i think... now?
now you're making me feel bad.

Doesn’t mean he’s not still a dick

oh, i know. everyone else thought so too.
i almost tackled him for it.

all i can say is there's more than two. it's just they're all on the west side and not the east side. way across the country.

so it would be best to knock them all out one after the other, on a trip?
I can't picture you on the west coast, to be honest.

wait are you really aiming to get banned from all of them on purpose? i did it by accident.
and i can't either. i can't even picture myself leaving new york.

well, I might, if I get bored enough.
how did you get banned by accident?

that sounds exactly like you.
a fight broke out and i may or may not have thrown a cart at a bunch of damn ostriches trying to hit someone else. then something exploded.

and i know what you're going to say. I DIDN'T start the fight.

is there going to be video of this somewhere? I want to see this
did the ostriches start the fight?
did you punch any of the ostriches? I want a poster of that, if you did

i almost did. except i was trying for once in my life to restrain myself... plus i was kinda sort of drunk so my aim was off.

they started it too. if anyone ever tells you they're nice animals then they're wrong. they're a bunch of feathery bastards.

[ No wonder why she doesn't go to zoos a lot... ]

and god i hope there's not a video fucking somewhere. but knowing people today with their cellphones? maybe?

don't look it up, yelena.

you were drunk and also trying to restrain yourself? why?

most birds are feathery bastards. some are just too small to really act on it. except chickens. chickens manage it anyways.

oh, come on, I want to see it

hey i have some morals... sometimes.

wait, they do? so were you attacked by a chicken once or something?

i think you just want to see me falling flat on my face.

I didn't say you do not have morals. I was only questioning the restraint.

that's irrelevant

well... I also want to see what the ostriches do.

oh. well, i was drunk. i wasn't thinking straight, i think that's the only reason why?

i'll take that as a yes unless otherwise proven.

it was a giant fucking pecking fest. like, seriously, i swear to god they tried to peck my face off. i can now add them to the LIST.

i suppose that makes sense.

oh, there is certainly no proof.

at least they didn't succeed? i assume your face is still attached, anyways
how long is the LIST now?

that happens way more than i'd like to admit. it's actually kind of sad.

well, damn.

yeah, they didn't. but i still wouldn't be surprised if they escape and break into my apartment to peck my fucking face off in my sleep.
which one? i have like 5 lists, yelena.

then don't admit it

and if alexei says there is proof, he is a liar

how would they know where your apartment is?
which list were you talking about?

right. i'll just drink some more until that urge goes away.

huh uh. well now i know who i'm asking first.

...instinct? i dunno. they'll find a way.
the animal list?

if you would like to be lied to, sure, go ahead
enjoy the torture that is talking to him

why would they have an instinct about where you live? do birds even hunt at all?
then of course that is the one i'm asking about

you want me to punch him when i get there. would that make you feel better?
genuine question.

i mean... some do? you should watch more nature shows, yelena.
then it's long now. almost a full page.

well
yes. it would make me feel better if you punch him

I watched that one nature show that revealed how evil dolphins were, I do not need to go back and watch more
I am going to laugh my ass off when it gets a second page

yeah. aaaand dani's not going to be too happy when i have to tell her.

That sounds pretty accurate I guess.

that's because it is. you should have seen her the last time something similar happened, teddy.

What happened?

let's just say me and luke spent well over an hour cleaning up her room. that was a pretty crappy trip to six flags, anyway.

Oh no. Oh the poor thing.

and poor luke.
even if it was mostly his fault.

What did he do to cause it?

two words: body slam.

and: employee.

okay three words.

Oh geez. WHy?

because my whole family is insane? including me?

That sounds about accurate for our experience, yeah.

true. but now i just feel like an old grump and i'm not even that old to begin with.

Sometimes the things we live through age us.

well, yeah. i'll agree with that.
it sucks in a while, but that's like for you, guess.

Exactly. But you'll make it. Day by day.

i really hope you're right, teddy.

I hope so too. I'd hate if I wasn't.

that makes sense considering your power. i, on the other hand, wouldn't be able to handle it.

You can handle more than you think if you do your best.

now you're starting to sound like carol.

Is that so bad? She's cool.

i didn't mean it in a bad way.
though she still likes to me that a lot.

Maybe that's not a bad thing.

maybe. can still be a little annoying at times, though.

well i think you should tell me.
but tell me about the other people first so i can retain at least some dignity?

sure!
fully feral, half naked sumo wrestling on the table, makeshift thongs and all

oh that's just fucking gross, elena.
if i ever come close to doing anything like that i want you to kill me.

...............okay yes if you come
close to that
yes

good. good.
only friends murder other friends to retain their decency.

and i mean that.

you know what youre right. you'd make a good turk

okay it has now just occurred to me that i'm still trying to figure out what a turk is. they're supposed to be some kinda hit-people, aren't they?

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yeah but we work for a company...so you'd hate it i think

because i don't like being told what to do?
yeaaah. that might be a problem.

i'm pretty sure you'd give the company president a swirlie

is he -- or she -- that much of a dork?

well......dork is too nice a word

...loser, then?

uhhh we'll go with that. basically, i dont think you'd work out

probably not.
the whole 'me not getting along with a lot of people' thing is kinda an exaggeration, but also not really wrong.

hey, i dont blame you. you have to be true to yourself.

true to yourself...
yeah. that's me down to a tee.

IT IS!! and i admire that. it's a GOOD thing

oh, okay. uh. thanks?

but you're saying that like you're not like that too. which you are.

you're very welcome!

well, y'know, i try. some things can make it hard...

somethings like what?

misogyny

elena... is this something i need to kick someone's ass over?

nooo no no i can kick my own ass, dont worry!

okay, okay. i bet you can.

actually... i kinda want to see that.

my own ass or just ass?

i mean i want to see you kicking someone else's ass and putting them flat on their face.

yeah!!! havent you seen that though?

i think so? maybe?
it's funny each time, though.

i'm so glad to be entertaining. maybe i should quit my day job

i dunno. i bet you'd make a pretty good superhero.

ehh...at least i'd be attentive

that's already better than most of them so

you know what you're right

i know. now you just need a codename.

baby turk is usually the one

that...
that kinda makes you sound like a baby hen, though?

i'm not!!! i'm just the youngest turk...the last one...

okay, okay. sorry!
it just sounds like a bird name.

anyway. it's good. it's a good name.

IT KIND OF DOES DOESNT IT

no it isnt dont lie to me

I'm not lying. it's

really good.

[ Jess. Stop. ]

jess....its okay

anyway, you should add 'captain' in there somewhere?
a lotta people are doing that lately.

you think so? it wouldn't go on my resume tho

i dunno.
i think having the word captain anywhere would be a plus.

certainly distinguished!

see?
'captain turk' kinda has a cool ring to it?

CAPTAIN TURK!! i love that ;;

pat on the fucking head? oh come one, asura. i'm not a poodle.

just the same old, same old. asshole being an asshole, almost running me over.
and i might have had a drink or two.

[ Or more... ]

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Are you saying if I went over there and kissed you and ran my fingers through your hair and said you were cute you'd reject me? Even

[ And don't lie! He'll know! ]

He deserved it.

i didn't say that. do that and i'll do the opposite... opposite of whatever 'rejection' is.

[ See? She has emotions too! ]

of course he did. i'd hit him again if i ever fucking saw him again.

yeaaaah. i can only imagine i was getting into a whole bunch of crazy crap... well, more crazy than my usual daily craziness.

probably. i wouldn't doubt it. places like that usually do -- bad area and everything.
guess i should face the music and ask them about it.

at some point I think the usual daily craziness cannot really be called craziness anymore.

or we could just steal the footage.

damn it.
you'd think he be used to it by now...

well..........hes a guy so

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