Jesus, what a dickhole. Nice abuse of power there, pal. That's the kind of shitbag you want to string up by their ankles and smack around like a goddamn piñata.
Ugh. I thought things were gonna get serious between us and then he told me I was his rock bottom. Humilated the shit out of me. So I humiliated him back. Eye for an eye, baby!
I do regret it. In hindsight, he was gross, inside and out.
yeah. i mean, i didn't do that but i kinda sorta told him i'd rip his balls off and then proceeded to rip off his car door... which might actually be a federal offense or something, but who cares by this point?
see this is exactly why i don't fucking date. you meet someone and then they make you feel like shit over the stupidest fucking shit.
be lucky he wasn't creepy furry in a furry cult. those are the fuckers you really gotta watch out for.
My god. Wow. Yes. Seriously, who gives a shit. Sounds like the car door was a nice little warning. If little buddy tries any more bullshit in the future, that's when you go for the balls.
You're smart. I keep dating, and I keep getting my hopes up for people who end up being pieces of shit. I think I'm gonna have to cut myself off. No more gross dudes for Deandra.
...I am ashamed to admit that furries have happened. I set fire to the dude's fursuit and dumped him as soon as I found out.
go for the fucking balls harder you, you mean. i may or may not already have kick him there fucking hard. [ Hint: she did. ] one of his testes disappeared after they swelled up.
good luck with that. most guys are pieces of shit. it'll be easier to find a fucking leprechaun in nyc than that.
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Ugh. I thought things were gonna get serious between us and then he told me I was his rock bottom. Humilated the shit out of me. So I humiliated him back. Eye for an eye, baby!
I do regret it. In hindsight, he was gross, inside and out.
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see this is exactly why i don't fucking date. you meet someone and then they make you feel like shit over the stupidest fucking shit.
be lucky he wasn't creepy furry in a furry cult. those are the fuckers you really gotta watch out for.
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You're smart. I keep dating, and I keep getting my hopes up for people who end up being pieces of shit. I think I'm gonna have to cut myself off. No more gross dudes for Deandra.
...I am ashamed to admit that furries have happened. I set fire to the dude's fursuit and dumped him as soon as I found out.
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she did. ] one of his testes disappeared after they swelled up.
good luck with that. most guys are pieces of shit. it'll be easier to find a fucking leprechaun in nyc than that.
let me guess? he was from new jersey, wasn't he?