ugh. fine. but i am NOT putting it on. i refuse to.
purple it looked purple. i dyed my stupid fucking hair, if you can believe it, and slapped on some dumb as shit earrings. it was like i was trying to channel my fucking inner cyndi lauper or something.
i didn't have to put it on for anyone before that.
well NOT just for that reason. there's also the tabloids that i hate and the fact that... well, i'm just not very good at it. i'll leave it at that. mmmm nah. it'll only count if 95% of what you're wearing is spandex.
a little. but it'll mostly be just one big giant ass headache. for me, anyway. and don't worry, i'll let you know if you ever come close to that percent number. that's what friends do.
I think I would rather be crazy in the way that we are than crazy in the way that they are I would, I promise I will not let you reach that level of spandex again
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it really wasn't THAT interesting. it was
well just think of the 80's, only worse
much, much worse
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besides, the worst part of the attire was my hair at time the time
it was ugly like you wouldn't believe
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But I will keep bothering you about it until you show me
What did your hair look like?
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purple it looked purple.
i dyed my stupid fucking hair, if you can believe it, and slapped on some dumb as shit earrings.
it was like i was trying to channel my fucking inner cyndi lauper or something.
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That's fantastic, and I would like to offer my sincerest appreciation to your younger self for the mental image
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uhhh. you're welcome? ...i think.
there's a reason i don't do the costume shit anymore.
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Beyond the fact that you think the costume looks ridiculous now?
Does wearing tactical gear count as "doing the costume shit?"
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well NOT just for that reason. there's also the tabloids that i hate and the fact that... well, i'm just not very good at it. i'll leave it at that.
mmmm nah. it'll only count if 95% of what you're wearing is spandex.
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seems like it would be a very boring thing to be good at, honestly
that is a big relief, I'm well below that percentage spandex
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a little. but it'll mostly be just one big giant ass headache. for me, anyway.
and don't worry, i'll let you know if you ever come close to that percent number. that's what friends do.
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it wouldn't be a headache for other people, just you? why?
thank you, I deeply appreciate that
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honestly? i'm not built for it mentally. some people are... like cap.
and sure. you'd do the same for me sooo...
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I think I would rather be crazy in the way that we are than crazy in the way that they are
I would, I promise I will not let you reach that level of spandex again