Open Post

[f_bomb]

Open post for memes, randomness, tfln overflows and what have you.

Comments

[f_bomb]

that happens way more than i'd like to admit. it's actually kind of sad.

well, damn.

yeah, they didn't. but i still wouldn't be surprised if they escape and break into my apartment to peck my fucking face off in my sleep.
which one? i have like 5 lists, yelena.

[so_many_pockets]

then don't admit it

and if alexei says there is proof, he is a liar

how would they know where your apartment is?
which list were you talking about?

[f_bomb]

right. i'll just drink some more until that urge goes away.

huh uh. well now i know who i'm asking first.

...instinct? i dunno. they'll find a way.
the animal list?

[so_many_pockets]

if you would like to be lied to, sure, go ahead
enjoy the torture that is talking to him

why would they have an instinct about where you live? do birds even hunt at all?
then of course that is the one i'm asking about

[f_bomb]

you want me to punch him when i get there. would that make you feel better?
genuine question.

i mean... some do? you should watch more nature shows, yelena.
then it's long now. almost a full page.

[so_many_pockets]

well
yes. it would make me feel better if you punch him

I watched that one nature show that revealed how evil dolphins were, I do not need to go back and watch more
I am going to laugh my ass off when it gets a second page