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@so_many_pockets
f_bomb
2023-05-25 03:17 pm (UTC)
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surprisingly so.
too bad i'm not that graceful.
you might be, though.
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white_widow
2023-05-26 04:02 am (UTC)
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I'm sure you could manage to be that graceful
want me to get you a set of fake horns and you can practice?
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f_bomb
2023-05-26 09:03 pm (UTC)
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maybe graceful in the things that aren't supposed to be graceful. like eating soup.
...deer horns or moose horns?
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white_widow
2023-05-26 09:54 pm (UTC)
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eating soup?
which ones would you want?
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f_bomb
2023-05-27 04:26 pm (UTC)
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it's possible, right?
um. the deer ones, definitely those. they're more pointy.
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white_widow
2023-05-27 10:40 pm (UTC)
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sure, I've just never thought about graceful in eating soup before
Good choice. Better for stabbing
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f_bomb
2023-05-31 03:21 pm (UTC)
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you can be graceful in eating or drinking anything. or watching tv, which i'm apparently graceful at too.
the big horns looks pretty cool, though.
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white_widow
2023-05-31 07:04 pm (UTC)
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what about bananas?
I feel like it would take much longer to learn to balance and use those effectively
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f_bomb
2023-06-02 06:23 pm (UTC)
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uh. maybe? sort of? yeah.
might be easier with my strength, though. i could destroy a fucking wall with 'em.
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white_widow
2023-06-02 06:29 pm (UTC)
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that sounds strange, I don't know
that's true. it would probably be easier for you. that would be a fun way to complete some demolition.
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f_bomb
2023-06-08 06:11 pm (UTC)
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yeah. wouldn't mind demolitioning the building next to my apartment. that place is seriously fucked up.
i swear i'm tempted to.
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white_widow
2023-06-08 09:54 pm (UTC)
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we could do that
sounds like fun, really
what's stopping you?
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f_bomb
2023-06-09 04:58 am (UTC)
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what's stopping me is the fact that something might go wrong. as is the case with most of my life.
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white_widow
2023-06-09 05:00 am (UTC)
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that happens anyways
may as well destroy a building
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f_bomb
2023-06-14 12:24 am (UTC)
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true.
what's another lawsuit? might as well pile them on.
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white_widow
2023-06-14 12:30 am (UTC)
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who else is suing you?
what do they think they're going to get?
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f_bomb
2023-06-15 10:05 pm (UTC)
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more than half my building is? there was an explosion last week because of the fucking green goblin -- he threw a pumpkin bomb right through my fucking window.
so i guess they're trying to get money for the repairs?
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white_widow
2023-06-15 10:18 pm (UTC)
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that is so American
even if they must sue someone, it should be him
your neighbors are terrible
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f_bomb
2023-06-17 02:39 am (UTC)
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yeah. that's been established for a while.
most people rather go after someone easier than the homicidal maniac.
bunch of fuckers, right?
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@so_many_pockets
too bad i'm not that graceful.
you might be, though.
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want me to get you a set of fake horns and you can practice?
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...deer horns or moose horns?
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which ones would you want?
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um. the deer ones, definitely those. they're more pointy.
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Good choice. Better for stabbing
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the big horns looks pretty cool, though.
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I feel like it would take much longer to learn to balance and use those effectively
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might be easier with my strength, though. i could destroy a fucking wall with 'em.
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that's true. it would probably be easier for you. that would be a fun way to complete some demolition.
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i swear i'm tempted to.
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sounds like fun, really
what's stopping you?
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may as well destroy a building
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what's another lawsuit? might as well pile them on.
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what do they think they're going to get?
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so i guess they're trying to get money for the repairs?
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even if they must sue someone, it should be him
your neighbors are terrible
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most people rather go after someone easier than the homicidal maniac.
bunch of fuckers, right?