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[f_bomb]

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[cheeseandcrackers]

No, you're right. Sims 4 has been going well, and it's probably something he shouldn't mess up.

[Though now she's put THAT idea out in the world...]

My mom had plans to license the old Patsy & Friends comics out to them for a Centerville expansion pack. Complete with officially licensed Sims of me and my high school friends. Kinda glad she died before that could have come to pass.

[f_bomb]

if we wants to ruin a game he can take asteroids with him. that one pissed me off.

[ Okay... Jess is kind of grateful that her own mom was only kind of an annoying pain in the ass now. ]

uhhh.

jesus. fucking...

yeah. don't take this the wrong way, patsy, but your mom sounded like she had something seriously wrong with her, like, something really wrong. like she was huge nutcase or a loon.

[cheeseandcrackers]

Never played it, but I've heard awful things about it. I was always more of a Mario Kart girl. Give me a reckless-driving princess with throwing shells any day of the week.

...yeah, Dorothy Walker wasn't the greatest. Very fraught, complicated relationsthip there. If she'd waited a decade, I'm sure instead of comics, we'd have been a reality series franchise. I couldn't been a Kardashian.

...hell literally sounds preferable to that.

[f_bomb]

it was the bane of my fucking childhood. never played mario kart, though. throwing shells around seems more like a peter parker thing to me.

ugh. patsy... NOBODY should ever be a kardashian. i can't believe they got a tv show in the first place. what the fuck is wrong with everyone?

@so_many_pockets

[f_bomb]

it damn well better have.
or else i'm going back over there and breaking his stupid cellphone in half.

[white_widow]

You didn't already react like that?

[f_bomb]

hey i have some morals.
i threw his beer on the floor first.

[white_widow]

of course you do
rest in peace, that poor beer

[f_bomb]

frankly, it shouldn't have been wasted on that dude.
it was expensive and not that cheap ass shit.

[white_widow]

oh
then well done saving it from having to be in his mouth

[f_bomb]

someone had to and i guess that someone ended up being me, as surprising as that sounds.
nobody else seemed to care.

@badtotheclone

[f_bomb]

i think... now?
now you're making me feel bad.

Re: @badtotheclone

[badtotheclone]

Doesn’t mean he’s not still a dick

[f_bomb]

oh, i know. everyone else thought so too.
i almost tackled him for it.

@so_many_pockets

[f_bomb]

all i can say is there's more than two. it's just they're all on the west side and not the east side. way across the country.

@hybrid_prince

[f_bomb]

yeah. aaaand dani's not going to be too happy when i have to tell her.

[hybrid_prince]

That sounds pretty accurate I guess.

[white_widow]

so it would be best to knock them all out one after the other, on a trip?
I can't picture you on the west coast, to be honest.

[f_bomb]

that's because it is. you should have seen her the last time something similar happened, teddy.

[hybrid_prince]

What happened?

[f_bomb]

wait are you really aiming to get banned from all of them on purpose? i did it by accident.
and i can't either. i can't even picture myself leaving new york.

[f_bomb]

let's just say me and luke spent well over an hour cleaning up her room. that was a pretty crappy trip to six flags, anyway.

[hybrid_prince]

Oh no. Oh the poor thing.

[f_bomb]

and poor luke.
even if it was mostly his fault.

[hybrid_prince]

What did he do to cause it?