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Jessica Jones ([personal profile] f_bomb) wrote2021-06-04 11:00 am

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[personal profile] agiantbird 2023-06-24 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
My god. Wow. Yes. Seriously, who gives a shit. Sounds like the car door was a nice little warning. If little buddy tries any more bullshit in the future, that's when you go for the balls.

You're smart. I keep dating, and I keep getting my hopes up for people who end up being pieces of shit. I think I'm gonna have to cut myself off. No more gross dudes for Deandra.

...I am ashamed to admit that furries have happened. I set fire to the dude's fursuit and dumped him as soon as I found out.

hybrid_prince: Theodore "Teddy" Altman from Empyre ([Hulkling] Contemplation)

[personal profile] hybrid_prince 2023-06-26 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
From the research I've been doing it seems like they both get it from their mother, even more so than Lauri-Ell gets from her father.

But it can be annoying. Billy's not a shapeshifter so he can't hide lack of patience with court time nearly as well as I can.
strongestcoward: (This isn't what they mean by half-smile.)

bad influence or encouraging her to follow her dreams? YOU DECIDE

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2023-06-27 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I’ve looked at their souls, and no, no they couldn't. They're wired that way.

I think between us we can rewire them.
strongestcoward: (But mommy I don't wanna go to school!)

ngl id love to go full corruption at some point

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2023-07-02 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
NO! That is the antithesis of my own soul.

[ This is true! When Asura messes with people’s brains it's to set them free of brainwashing, except you know, he considers ‘having morals’ to be brainwashing. ]

I meant smashing up their stuff.
strongestcoward: (You okay down there?)

my first thought is an attempt to convince her to kill someone who deserves it and snowball that

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2023-07-02 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a date.

You want me to pick you up?


[ He's been dying to show Jess his funky demon car. ]
strongestcoward: ('3')

As Asura teaches her not to feel guilt for /checks notes/ killin’

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2023-07-03 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Quick as as a thought.

...hey, stick your thumb out.


[ He's doing a bit. It'll be cute, promise. His idea of cute though. ]
strongestcoward: (Feeheeehee...)

Could be worse. I think.

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2023-07-04 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Within seconds of her indulging him, Asura appears! His car looks remarkably like a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air, in his signature red with the white highlights reworked into eyes. The top is down as he comes blasting down the road with his scarves whipping behind and pulls off a dramatic U-turn to end up right next to Jessica.

He pulls down the red tea shades he's wearing just a little and gives her a look up and down. Like it's their first meeting.
]

Hello, gorgeous. I'd ask if you're going my way, but wherever you're going is where I want to be.

[ See, cute right? And not totally a veiled reference to how he's taking her to the depths of inner darkness and will be with her the whole way. ]
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[personal profile] hybrid_prince 2023-07-06 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I imagine so. My Kree blood is supposed to be special too.

I'm emperor. I can do what I want.
strongestcoward: (Serene in madness.)

That's how they get yah- first breaking instruments then breaking heads.

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2023-07-10 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ She might not say it aloud, but Asura can read her better than most. So he feels quite pleased with himself based on that reaction.

The car revs with each of her taps- he didn't seem to do anything to cause it though.
]

Thanks. I built her myself. [ A small black flame flares into life on Asura’s fingertip, and a quick tap to the tip lights her cigarette. ] You're going to want to hold onto that tightly.

[ Why is shown very quickly. Asura barely seems to do anything and the car rockets forward. Ghost Rider? Bah. ]

Have fun at anger management?
hybrid_prince: Theodore "Teddy" Altman from Young Avengers Volume II (Default)

[personal profile] hybrid_prince 2023-07-12 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Skrull aren't all that physically strong, so that's something that is special, especially since I'm strong for a Kree.

So much. And so many meetings. And so many lessons.
strongestcoward: (Flying against the wind.)

what if they kissed... In the crime scene 😳 😳 j/k... Unless...

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2023-07-16 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Asura doesn't want her to calm down. He wants her worked up so that the catharsis of taking it out on some poor musicians is as satisfying as possible. That said, his words are true representations of his philosophy. ]

I despise those tyrants that try to eliminate the feelings society considers inconvenient.

[ Such as fear, but anger too. Lots of her emotions, the ones everyone else tells her to let go or whatever. He thinks she's at her best when they come out. ]

Besides, that guy is not going to make you mad again, so really, it worked itself out before the so-called authorities got involved.

[ Asura only seems to have to make the slightest touch to the wheels and gearstick for the car to respond, like it knows what he wants and wants to give it to him. It's the sort of relationship he wants with her, really- not subservient but intuitively reciprocal. ]

That said... Do you want a mask?

[ For the crime they're going to do. ]
strongestcoward: (Serene in madness.)

Oh no I tripped and I fell... In love. Also insane.

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2023-07-18 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's not a healthy relationship, that much is obvious. But Asura just doesn't think like humans. She’ll be so much happier when she makes those worst moments her norm, finds the way to be herself for real.

Behind his shades, his eyes lid but sparkle with delight as Jess reiterates some of his philosophy. He really wants to kiss her- he's eaten her out, bitten her, tasted her sweat but they've never kissed. Maybe that would be too much like admitting she likes him.

He splits his gaze, third keeping an eye on the road so he can turn his head to look at her.
]

If you ever have to ask ‘Should I feel this way’ you shouldn't. They're feelings- they're you.

[ After a moment, his scarves wind into a mask as they sometimes do. Unlike the usual, they imitate a ski mask- the red shine of his shades and a mouth free. ]

Any kind you want.

[ They rearrange a few times. He can seemingly put them together in any number of ways, a cowl, a domino mask, a full face one. ]

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