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[f_bomb]

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[f_bomb]

yeah. wouldn't mind demolitioning the building next to my apartment. that place is seriously fucked up.
i swear i'm tempted to.

[white_widow]

we could do that
sounds like fun, really
what's stopping you?

[f_bomb]

what's stopping me is the fact that something might go wrong. as is the case with most of my life.

[white_widow]

that happens anyways
may as well destroy a building

@hybrid_prince

[f_bomb]

and would you call him a friend? or still a nutcase?

i figured he'd be fine. haven't heard anything bad about from kate when she calls me at all hours of the night.

[hybrid_prince]

I mean, both is always an option.

Kate calls you at all hours? WOw.

[f_bomb]

and for him, i bet it's 100% true.

i mean.
she calls me a lot? usually when i'm on a case.

[hybrid_prince]

Is that because she's looking for help, or something else?

[f_bomb]

she likes to talk, teddy, and catch me up on what's been happening.
she does the same to you too, doesn't she?

[hybrid_prince]

Most of her talk with us is a different sort of gossip, and then talking about people she's clearly attracted to.

[f_bomb]

ha. oh thank god i don't have to hear about that.
i get that enough from carol.

[f_bomb]

true.
what's another lawsuit? might as well pile them on.

[white_widow]

who else is suing you?
what do they think they're going to get?

[hybrid_prince]

See, now that is gossip I would LOVE to hear about. Carol's always the talk of court and I'm sure her sister would love the details second hand.

[f_bomb]

more than half my building is? there was an explosion last week because of the fucking green goblin -- he threw a pumpkin bomb right through my fucking window.

so i guess they're trying to get money for the repairs?

[f_bomb]

so you're telling me you want to hear about all her awkward date nights ending in disaster? that's all they were, you know. no lie.

[white_widow]

that is so American
even if they must sue someone, it should be him
your neighbors are terrible

[f_bomb]

yeah. that's been established for a while.
most people rather go after someone easier than the homicidal maniac.
bunch of fuckers, right?

[hybrid_prince]

Tidbits that could get Lauri-Ell texting her and giving Billy and I some time alone are valuable.

@agiantbird

[f_bomb]

yeeeaaah. never. fucking. again. you know that fuckhole threw me in a jail cell afterwards too? huh? you did? what the fuck did he do anyway?

...ew. EW. no, fuck no. i'd seriously rather kill myself than fuck someone like that.

[agiantbird]

Jesus, what a dickhole. Nice abuse of power there, pal. That's the kind of shitbag you want to string up by their ankles and smack around like a goddamn piñata.

Ugh. I thought things were gonna get serious between us and then he told me I was his rock bottom. Humilated the shit out of me. So I humiliated him back. Eye for an eye, baby!

I do regret it. In hindsight, he was gross, inside and out.

[f_bomb]

yeah. i mean, i didn't do that but i kinda sorta told him i'd rip his balls off and then proceeded to rip off his car door... which might actually be a federal offense or something, but who cares by this point?

see this is exactly why i don't fucking date. you meet someone and then they make you feel like shit over the stupidest fucking shit.

be lucky he wasn't creepy furry in a furry cult. those are the fuckers you really gotta watch out for.

[f_bomb]

is she really bugging you that much?
still. i'm not sure. you know me, gossip talk isn't really my kind of talk.

[hybrid_prince]

It's more that she takes her duties very seriously.

[f_bomb]

oh. she must get that from her sister.