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[f_bomb]

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[so_many_pockets]

well, I might, if I get bored enough.
how did you get banned by accident?

[f_bomb]

that sounds exactly like you.
a fight broke out and i may or may not have thrown a cart at a bunch of damn ostriches trying to hit someone else. then something exploded.

and i know what you're going to say. I DIDN'T start the fight.

[f_bomb]

two words: body slam.

and: employee.

okay three words.

[hybrid_prince]

Oh geez. WHy?

[so_many_pockets]

is there going to be video of this somewhere? I want to see this
did the ostriches start the fight?
did you punch any of the ostriches? I want a poster of that, if you did

[f_bomb]

i almost did. except i was trying for once in my life to restrain myself... plus i was kinda sort of drunk so my aim was off.

they started it too. if anyone ever tells you they're nice animals then they're wrong. they're a bunch of feathery bastards.

[ No wonder why she doesn't go to zoos a lot... ]

and god i hope there's not a video fucking somewhere. but knowing people today with their cellphones? maybe?

don't look it up, yelena.

[so_many_pockets]

you were drunk and also trying to restrain yourself? why?

most birds are feathery bastards. some are just too small to really act on it. except chickens. chickens manage it anyways.

oh, come on, I want to see it

[f_bomb]

hey i have some morals... sometimes.

wait, they do? so were you attacked by a chicken once or something?

i think you just want to see me falling flat on my face.

[f_bomb]

because my whole family is insane? including me?

[so_many_pockets]

I didn't say you do not have morals. I was only questioning the restraint.

that's irrelevant

well... I also want to see what the ostriches do.

[hybrid_prince]

That sounds about accurate for our experience, yeah.

[f_bomb]

oh. well, i was drunk. i wasn't thinking straight, i think that's the only reason why?

i'll take that as a yes unless otherwise proven.

it was a giant fucking pecking fest. like, seriously, i swear to god they tried to peck my face off. i can now add them to the LIST.

[so_many_pockets]

i suppose that makes sense.

oh, there is certainly no proof.

at least they didn't succeed? i assume your face is still attached, anyways
how long is the LIST now?

[f_bomb]

that happens way more than i'd like to admit. it's actually kind of sad.

well, damn.

yeah, they didn't. but i still wouldn't be surprised if they escape and break into my apartment to peck my fucking face off in my sleep.
which one? i have like 5 lists, yelena.

[so_many_pockets]

then don't admit it

and if alexei says there is proof, he is a liar

how would they know where your apartment is?
which list were you talking about?

[f_bomb]

right. i'll just drink some more until that urge goes away.

huh uh. well now i know who i'm asking first.

...instinct? i dunno. they'll find a way.
the animal list?

[so_many_pockets]

if you would like to be lied to, sure, go ahead
enjoy the torture that is talking to him

why would they have an instinct about where you live? do birds even hunt at all?
then of course that is the one i'm asking about

[f_bomb]

you want me to punch him when i get there. would that make you feel better?
genuine question.

i mean... some do? you should watch more nature shows, yelena.
then it's long now. almost a full page.

[so_many_pockets]

well
yes. it would make me feel better if you punch him

I watched that one nature show that revealed how evil dolphins were, I do not need to go back and watch more
I am going to laugh my ass off when it gets a second page

@hybrid_prince

[f_bomb]

true. but now i just feel like an old grump and i'm not even that old to begin with.

@doubled_speed

[f_bomb]

that makes sense considering your power. i, on the other hand, wouldn't be able to handle it.

@petitepistol

[f_bomb]

well i think you should tell me.
but tell me about the other people first so i can retain at least some dignity?

[petitepistol]

sure!
fully feral, half naked sumo wrestling on the table, makeshift thongs and all

[f_bomb]

oh that's just fucking gross, elena.
if i ever come close to doing anything like that i want you to kill me.

[petitepistol]

...............okay yes if you come
close to that
yes