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[f_bomb]

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[f_bomb]

well i kinda figured that.
but i'm guessing we're talking about frankenstein-type of experiments and fucking bill nye the science guy-types? maybe?

[petitepistol]

oh absolutely frankenstein

[f_bomb]

that's really fucked up, elena.
Those kinds of people should really be launched to the moon or mars or something. i mean, fucking seriously.

[petitepistol]

you're right! that's what our space program should work on, if it were going.

[f_bomb]

obviously. it'll be a lot better use of our tax dollars than paying some random astronaut asshole to play miniature golf on the moon.

[petitepistol]

i feel like our company would do both =_=

[f_bomb]

at the same time?
they might as well get it over with and build an amusement park too.

[petitepistol]

................they did

[f_bomb]

.........

wait. really?
you're not just fucking with me when you say that?

[petitepistol]

i'm really not. i wish i was

[f_bomb]

and now i just lost all faith in humanity
i mean, i did that a long time ago but still
i'm losing that damn faith all over again

[petitepistol]

it comes and goes like waves, doesn't it

@givenhisdue

[f_bomb]

why do you say that, matt?

and it can be nice, i guess. i just don't think i have anyone like when i feel like shit -- i mean, you come pretty damn close i'll admit that, but still.

Thanks for moving. <3

[givenhisdue]

I’ve witnessed you showing multiple talents.

We’re never going to have someone there for us all the time, unfortunately. All anyone can do is be there for those they care about as much as possible.

No problem! <3

[f_bomb]

[ Jessica almost makes a comment about drinking not being a talent, but she holds back this time. ]

you mean because i can punch a hole through a wall and wreck up the sidewalk? not sure those really count as talents to begin with.

yeah, sure. sure. that's very optimistic of you, mr. murdock. what're you doing right now?

@so_many_pockets

[f_bomb]

surprisingly so.
too bad i'm not that graceful.
you might be, though.

[so_many_pockets]

I'm sure you could manage to be that graceful
want me to get you a set of fake horns and you can practice?

[f_bomb]

maybe graceful in the things that aren't supposed to be graceful. like eating soup.
...deer horns or moose horns?

[so_many_pockets]

eating soup?
which ones would you want?

[f_bomb]

it's possible, right?
um. the deer ones, definitely those. they're more pointy.

[so_many_pockets]

sure, I've just never thought about graceful in eating soup before
Good choice. Better for stabbing

[f_bomb]

you can be graceful in eating or drinking anything. or watching tv, which i'm apparently graceful at too.
the big horns looks pretty cool, though.

[so_many_pockets]

what about bananas?
I feel like it would take much longer to learn to balance and use those effectively

[f_bomb]

uh. maybe? sort of? yeah.
might be easier with my strength, though. i could destroy a fucking wall with 'em.

[so_many_pockets]

that sounds strange, I don't know
that's true. it would probably be easier for you. that would be a fun way to complete some demolition.